Climate Changes After Trying On Multiple Outfits For This Evening

The Climate has already changed several times as she tries to decide what to wear this evening.

“Will it be hot? Or cold? Should I bring a sweater? Or will that be too hot? I’m cold on the top and hot in the middle!” She wonders, rustling through all of her outfits, ” I feel like I always run hot these days!”

Conservatives are using this to justify it saying “climate change cannot be man-made as the climate is changing on its own!” But Liberals argue that the climate is changing because it’s unsure of what the temperature will even be.

• Jacob Nuckolls, The Terminal Times